A new species has been discovered. The specimens are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures.
The latest research shows that these continual movements cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
The “drag-crotch” shape also seems to effect brain function: you can expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication from this species.
A disturbing fact is that, unfortunately, most of these seem highly fertile.